April 2012
138 posts
March 2012
75 posts
“This dude acts the exact same way I would act, if I were the President. Just...”
– Aziz Ansari-On meeting President Obama (via silentlydrawn)
I would be thrown out of the White House for the stuff that comes out of my mouth. Guaranteed.
(via mohandasgandhi)
A place to vent: Tao te Ching 23 →
slamerz:
Express yourself completely, then keep quiet. Be like the forces of nature: when it blows, there is only wind; when it rains, there is only rain; when the clouds pass, the sun shines through. If you open yourself to the Tao, you are at one with the Tao and you can embody it completely. …
Apparently 20% of women have an orgasm while...
*Before I found out about this info.*
Me: You gotta push yourself, one more rep.
Girl: Uuuuuh.....
Me: Good. (Everybody has their own grunting sound, its normal.)
*After learning about it*
Girl: Uuuuuhh......
Me: O_O (Things will never be the same.) *Nose Bleed*
“The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage.”
– Thucydides (via heartmindspirit)
Me Spam XD
taengay:
kimtaeyeon-seoulidol:
“We must not attempt to live outside the world, which is given us, but we must...”
– Aldous Huxley’s last words [as written next to deathbed] (via peaceblaster)
